Crab Apple Web Logs

If you want to creep some people out in your life, I have some suggestions. First you can hum a song consistently for several hours. When your friends ask, you can just say that you’re humming along to the music. “You can hear the music, can’t you?” You can also stand extremely close to complete strangers. This usually works best in elevators; staring works great too. Or randomly start talking to yourself. Another thing I like to do is stick exhibit tabs on everyone and everything and say “EXHIBIT ONE” in the loudest voice possible. Count up from one if you want, but labeling everything as exhibit one does make you seem even stranger.