Crab Apple Web Logs

I have a very stressful job.  I am on the phone non stop with angry customers, trying to save their accounts.  I rarely get a chance to take a break and as a heavy smoker this is a real problem.  I work in a large office filled with a sea of cubicles.  My little slice of heaven is located smack dab in the middle of the room.   I used to sit on the phone and wish I was smoking a cigarette.  Now I don’t have to daydream about smoking at my desk, I smoke the Electronic Cigarette.  I get all the pleasure I would from a normal cigarette. but no one knows I’m doing it.  There is no smoke, no odor, no ashes.  Nothing but pure pleasure.  This clever invention makes my job more bearable.