Crab Apple Web Logs

This exmormon tenor I knew used to project operatic profanity across the courtyard at school and people thought he was just singing in Italian. Obviously, I’m not going to repeat what those phrases are, but I will say that I laughed because if I didn’t know better, I probably would’ve thought it was Italian too. The exmormon tenor did have a wonderful voice, so he got nothing but applause as he sang insults at people innocently passing by on their way to other classes and the cafeteria. I didn’t see him again until over 10 years later shopping at Fred Meyer. I was going to say hi, but I didn’t think he would remember me.